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Nancy Grace on the Duke Lacrosse Debacle
English speakers in America need a rule book to tell us what people can say what words when, and under which set of circumstances. The rule book will be longer than the Patriot Act and will require weekly updates as new words and circumstances are added. Perhaps a Nasdaq-style ticker would be more efficient. Ann Coulter
Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information. Michael Scott

My favorite Paula Abdul video

“How ‘bout alotta you comin’ in?”