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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>.nerd alerts.</title><link>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/</link><description/><generator>Tumblr (nerdalerts)</generator><item><title>Nancy Grace on the Duke Lacrosse Debacle</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXizCq6ODTg"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tXizCq6ODTg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Nancy Grace on the Duke Lacrosse Debacle</description><link>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/1284902</link><guid>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/1284902</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2007 09:47:56 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Tiger Woods Reveals He Is Zach Johnson</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/news/tiger_woods_reveals_he_is_zach"&gt;Tiger Woods Reveals He Is Zach Johnson&lt;/a&gt;: I’ll be damned.</description><link>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/1012289</link><guid>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/1012289</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2007 22:11:08 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Unbelievable . . .</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=448955&amp;in_page_id=1811&amp;ct=5"&gt;Unbelievable . . .&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/994000</link><guid>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/994000</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2007 08:27:12 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Student-athletes the winners in Imus, Duke incidents - Houston Chronicle</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/editorial/outlook/4716282.html"&gt;Student-athletes the winners in Imus, Duke incidents - Houston Chronicle&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/949156</link><guid>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/949156</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2007 19:56:02 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"English speakers in America need a rule book to tell us what people can say what words when, and..."</title><description>“English speakers in America need a rule book to tell us what people can say what words when, and under which set of circumstances. The rule book will be longer than the Patriot Act and will require weekly updates as new words and circumstances are added. Perhaps a Nasdaq-style ticker would be more efficient.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Ann Coulter&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/869806</link><guid>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/869806</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:32:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>U.S. Counter-Counterterrorism Unit Successfully Destroys...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/796713_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/news/u_s_counter_counterterrorism_unit"&gt;U.S. Counter-Counterterrorism Unit Successfully Destroys Washington Monument &lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/796713</link><guid>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/796713</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:41:56 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any..."</title><description>“Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Michael Scott&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/765654</link><guid>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/765654</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2007 10:03:15 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>My favorite Paula Abdul video
“How ‘bout alotta you...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt5-wn3fvlw"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Zt5-wn3fvlw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My favorite Paula Abdul video&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“How ‘bout alotta you comin’ in?” &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/613237</link><guid>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/613237</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 09:37:27 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Buy 3 $15 iTunes Gift Cards, Get 1 Free</title><description>&lt;a href="http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/deals/dealzmodo-buy-3-15-itunes-gift-cards-get-1-free-248906.php"&gt;Buy 3 $15 iTunes Gift Cards, Get 1 Free&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/565468</link><guid>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/565468</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 15:53:39 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Free 80-hour Series2 TiVo with New Service at TiVo.com</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.dealhack.com/archives/2007/04/free_80hour_series2_tivo_wtih.html"&gt;Free 80-hour Series2 TiVo with New Service at TiVo.com&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/553177</link><guid>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/553177</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 08:09:22 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Attorney" or "Lawyer"</title><description>&lt;p&gt; From the &lt;i&gt;Associated Press Stylebook&lt;/i&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“In common usage the words are interchangeable. Technically, however, an attorney is someone (usually, but not necessarily, a lawyer) empowered to act for another. Such an individual occasionally is called an attorney in fact. A lawyer is a person admitted to practice in a court system. Such an individual occasionally is called an attorney at law.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;From my experience, folks in the professional community like to refer to themselves as attorneys rather than lawyers. I suppose “attorney” sounds a little more prestigious. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/526608</link><guid>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/526608</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2007 10:31:20 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The Beer-Launching Refrigerator: Ridiculously Awesome</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oUWCLBKK3E"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9oUWCLBKK3E" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The Beer-Launching Refrigerator: Ridiculously Awesome</description><link>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/503710</link><guid>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/503710</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2007 12:16:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Michael and Dwight: SexyBack</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8WUcnsIBT0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/s8WUcnsIBT0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Michael and Dwight: SexyBack</description><link>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/442321</link><guid>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/442321</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2007 18:33:20 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would an idiot do that?’ and if they would,..."</title><description>“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Dwight Schrute&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/432111</link><guid>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/432111</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2007 10:40:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>South Park: Complete Ninth Season for 18 Bucks</title><description>&lt;a href="http://shop.comedycentral.com/viewproduct.htm?productId=7311992&amp;categoryId=55006"&gt;South Park: Complete Ninth Season for 18 Bucks&lt;/a&gt;: Use coupon code SP9DVDFIFTY to get the 3 disc set for $17.50 shipped.</description><link>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/429553</link><guid>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/429553</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:22:52 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The cutest girl in law school</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/416767_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The cutest girl in law school</description><link>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/416767</link><guid>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/416767</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 18:58:54 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Everything in moderation, including moderation."</title><description>“Everything in moderation, including moderation.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Matt Pohlmann&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/412404</link><guid>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/412404</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 14:37:30 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Injured Troops Request Extended Tours To Avoid Being Sent To Walter Reed | The Onion</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/injured_troops_request"&gt;Injured Troops Request Extended Tours To Avoid Being Sent To Walter Reed | The Onion&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/410970</link><guid>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/410970</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 13:41:26 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>John McCain’s MySpace Page “Enhanced”</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/388320_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/27/john-mccains-myspace-page-hacked/"&gt;John McCain’s MySpace Page “Enhanced”&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/388320</link><guid>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/388320</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2007 15:39:10 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>MacGyver Tip: Cure hiccups with sugar</title><description>&lt;a href="http://lifehacker.com/software/macgyver/macgyver-tip-cure-hiccups-with-sugar-246873.php"&gt;MacGyver Tip: Cure hiccups with sugar&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/387982</link><guid>http://nerdalerts.tumblr.com/post/387982</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2007 15:22:32 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
